Is there something in the water around here that’s suddenly making everyone feel like they need to put on a big ring and a white dress and haul ass down the aisle? What’s the deal, you guys?
As a chronically unemployed person, any activity that eats up an hour of my otherwise very empty day is welcome. And an activity that saves lives and gives out free cookies? Pretty much a dream come true.
From this day forward, you may call me “Master Zo.”
I’ve always secretly wanted to be from the South. Ok, maybe not always, but at least since Freshman year of college when I got really, really into Friday Night Lights (Tim Riggins? SWOON.) and decided life in Texas looked a whole lot better than what I was used to in the North East.